Hogwarts Live T-shirt Slogan Ideas

So legally we can't put the word "Hogwarts" on a T-shirt (at least not ones we sell). So my idea was we could just use HL. And if someone asks you can tell them what it stands for (if you want to).

Please note that these are just the slogans, design ideas haven't even crossed my mind yet (basically each T-shirt will say HL on it somewhere, most likely the back). So here are the Hogwarts Live T-shirt slogans that have been spread around the site over the years:

Front: Reality Bites
Variants: Reality Sucks, Bored?, Bored with reality?

Firsties
So much tastier than Wheaties
Varient: Newbies

The Prescription Drug Cure
Warning!
Not for the feint of heart.
HL may be addictive.

The Teenager's Playground

In real life I play HL

I'm Happily Married

Sleep? Who needs it?

Wonder what the kid who sits alone during lunch does in his spare time?

Don't have a life?
That's alright neither do I...

The Dark Lord is waiting...

Homework? What's that?

Kill em' while they sleep

Gotta kill em' all

God?
You're looking at him.

When life is getting me down I kill firstyears.

Got HL?

HL
It puts the awesome in awesome.

HL
Its one #@#$% up RPG.

And my all-time favorite T-shirt idea:
Headmaster Danilo Fangirl For LifeTM


UPDATE: I've posted some of the designs up on the Hogwarts Live Custom Merchandise Store.

So what do you all think any suggestions?


Responses 51 - 75 of 77 to "Hogwarts Live T-shirt Slogan Ideas"

LupinDance • Saturday, December 5, 2009 - 9:16pm • #1

you can? in my fourth year i lost against firsty wirstys some times

Hate amp;to Love Xaviera • Sunday, December 6, 2009 - 9:43pm • #2

Keep it in the family

!MostDefinitelyNot SpinalRemains • Monday, December 7, 2009 - 8:58am • #3

I fight with firsties on HL because people in RL fight back.

Night Queen ReginaNoctis • Tuesday, December 8, 2009 - 5:01am • #4

"FIRSTIE SPAM: Another White Meat"

Nightmare MiniRitz • Tuesday, December 8, 2009 - 9:28pm • #5

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Back: FML!

!Headmaster Danilo • Tuesday, December 8, 2009 - 11:41pm • #6

I LOVE that one! That's definitely going in my collection MiniRitz. I used to read FML out loud in restaurants to see peoples' reactions.

Burninamp;Love FrostBiteAngel • Wednesday, December 9, 2009 - 5:14pm • #7

You're More Than Just a Buff to Me

Burninamp;Love FrostBiteAngel • Wednesday, December 9, 2009 - 5:14pm • #8

Firstie: Bad for the waist; Good to the taste

!Headmaster Danilo • Friday, December 11, 2009 - 1:26am • #9

@FrostBittenAngel
Those are both going on my list! =)

Supreme God SilaelCadogan • Saturday, December 12, 2009 - 2:39am • #10

"Firstie-ball: Sport of the Gods!"

meh.. I give up lol

chokeonzebraaa • Saturday, December 12, 2009 - 8:31pm • #11

I want the "In real life I play HL" or "Firsties
So much tastier than Wheaties"

chokeonzebraaa • Sunday, December 13, 2009 - 5:08pm • #12

How about "Got firsties"?
orrr "front:Days lasting to long? back: Get HL"

"front:I'm married to Bill Weasley! back: HL FTW!"
eh. I give up. :/

Nightmare MiniRitz • Sunday, December 13, 2009 - 7:58pm • #13

HL, putting the laughter in slaughter.

It's not cheating if it doesn't show up in most recent chat pages!

Screw the charities, I need gold for my castle! (or mount)

HL, the only place you can kick, toss, chuck, throw, and kill owls.

Supreme Goddess TheElf • Monday, December 14, 2009 - 7:52am • #14

*thumbs up* @ HL, putting the laughter in slaughter.

IceLover SerenaWild • Monday, December 14, 2009 - 12:39pm • #15

"I'm Allergic To Rezzes"

Front: "Hi, what can I get for you today?"
Back: "I want a cheeseburger with extra firsties." Maybe I should stop thinking about McDonald's >.>

"Who needs eight hours of sleep when you have HL?"

Front: "I know what happens when you die..."
Back: "Would you like to find out too?"

Front: "Fastest way to earn gold..."
Back: "Have him(Her) divorce you!"

Front: "HL nicest place on Earth..."
Back: "...Until a firstie shows up"

Front: "The worst crime you can do on HL..."
Back: "...Kill the chat."

"Firstie: (n.) An incredible annoying little firstyear commonly found on HL."

"HL the few places on Earth where marrying your relative is normal."

"No matter how hard I try, Voldemort just won't die!"

"I Spend Hours Crying When HL Is Down"

"HL Makes The Impossible Possible"

"I Was Lost Then HL Found Me"

Front: "My Therapist Is Wrong"
Back: "You Can Never Have To Much HL"

Front: "Kicking the cat seemed fun..."
back: "...Until I ended up in the Shades."

Front: "The Shades..."
Back: "A home away from home."

Front: "Hey firstyear, ever hear of Firstieball?"
Back: "...Well now you have."

Front: "I used to faint at the sight of blood"
back: "But now its everyday life."

"We're not geeks, we're HLers!"

"Does Anyone Know How The Lake Appeared In The Shades?" I so couldn't help that one >.>

Front: "It May As Well Be The End Of The World"
Back: "When HL goes down"

Front: "She just killed someone!"
Back: "Yea? So? What else is new?"

Front: "HL"
Back: "Nuff Said"

Front: "I have a life!"
Back: "Except when I'm in the Shades..."

Front: "I was minding my own business when a dagger pierced my heart,"
Back: "Did NOT see that coming."

Front: "A yellow symbol"
Back: "now that's power."

Front: "Go on, scream like a fangirl."
Back: "I mean... it IS HL."


Wow a lot of these suck. xD Oh well :P And I'd sooo be wearing the DaniloFangirl shirt!

IceLover SerenaWild • Monday, December 14, 2009 - 12:51pm • #16

Sorry they posted twice (or so says my computer >.>) Probably accidentally hit refresh! Sorry D:

Sweetest Downfall DianaTheDaring • Saturday, December 19, 2009 - 3:56pm • #17

woo pamsy! you came up with some good ones

3697984f64112a7 • Monday, December 21, 2009 - 12:19pm • #18

lol, Pam, I love the "few places on earth were you can get married to a relative"... and the "I cry for hours when HL is down" XD

queenbunny • Thursday, December 24, 2009 - 9:37pm • #19

laugh out loud

455d572fc035776 • Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 1:49pm • #20

hl or rl? / still waiting for my owl post / newbies are wizards too

3697984f64112a7 • Wednesday, December 30, 2009 - 11:09am • #21

What about...
Front: Who needs a RL life?
Back: I'm famous on HL!

yelina • Sunday, January 3, 2010 - 11:24am • #22

i really like: in real life i play hl; i killed the chat...again

243ee546ac5d7c1 • Sunday, July 18, 2010 - 3:24pm • #23

How about....These are probably terrible just a few things popped into my head...

"So many firsties....so little time."

"When i cut off a firsties head...why don't they stay DEAD?"

Front- "OMG! WTF is that?" "IDK!!" - 'includes various other chat speak options'
Back- "Learn how to speak or shut the #@%k up"

Front- "You want me to go to sleep?! @.@"
Back- "But...but I'm on HL.... :( "


They suck but It's all I could think of at the moment :D

243ee546ac5d7c1 • Sunday, July 18, 2010 - 3:39pm • #24

How about....These are probably terrible just a few things popped into my head...

"So many firsties....so little time."

"When i cut off a firsties head...why don't they stay DEAD?"

Front- "OMG! WTF is that?" "IDK!!" - 'includes various other chat speak options'
Back- "Learn how to speak or shut the #@%k up"

Front- "You want me to go to sleep?! @.@"
Back- "But...but I'm on HL.... :( "


They suck but It's all I could think of at the moment :D

243ee546ac5d7c1 • Sunday, July 18, 2010 - 3:40pm • #25

Sorry! I think i might have posted twice...thats what is on my screen at least...

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