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JessieNomsOn BellaBellatrix aka Lucifer or Danah is a 20 year old (DOB: December 15, 1996) part-veela witch living in Ireland. She wields a 13¼" Ebony, Chimaera Scale wand, and is a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat. Her favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and her favorite Harry Potter character is Dobby..

About Me
My name is Trixy Roxanne Canu-Smith, although you probably know me better as the 'Devil Child' or 'the crazy mad Irish one.' Anything goes, really. ;)

I'm most likely to be found abusing firsties and yearlings with my father, the infamous Jimmylejock, or making my mother, the beautiful Keitara, want to be sectioned into a mental asylum. I love my amazing family to pieces, and I'd love to list all of them, but my father is that much of a %$!#@ and can't keep it in his trousers so I simply can't quite remember all of them...oops. >.> I do have the best Aunt and Uncle ever, though, in AmberWood and Loklear. However, when Uncle Lok wants to put me in the sheep costume, I do start to get frightened. xD

If I'm not tearing up the streets of Hogsmeade with my violent streak, I can be found on Skype, video conferencing and turning grown men such as Haji, Simon and Rob to a shuddering mess and scarring them FOR LIFE with the look known as 'the eye thing.' (Yes, I really AM that scary.)

I'm the biggest obese penguin you will ever encounter, and if you are one of the unfortunate victims that I drag into a Skype call, I'll probably reply to you with a mouthful of cake, or at least something that has an excessive amount of sugar in it. xD

Note: I'mma put a little message here...I love you, little sister! :D Oh, and if any of you muppets touch my Trixy, I will hunt you down, put you in a blender and destroy you bit by bit. Jussayin.' -- Becca. (:

Kietscake says, IYOU. My one and only, pretty, disturbing and lovely jewbabeh.

To the right is me and Mark Williams IE Arthur Weasley and me and the girl I lie to and tell her she's my best friend. I'm a !#@%$...

YIM: AwesomelyPsychotic

My Sisters - Becca, Grace, Nellie, Shiny, Rosalie, Poppy, Jessie, Keitara, Katie, Von & Poppy

My brothers - Rob, Simon, Wesley, Joe, Haji, Jeremy, Dylan, Bryan & Tyler (Kellycakes)

No particular order...

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