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Cynic canohunt aka Candy Greengrass is a 20 year old (DOB: February 28, 1997) pure-blood witch living in Greengrass Villa. She wields a 14¼" Elder, Chimaera Scale wand, and is a member of Ravenclaw. Her favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and her favorite Harry Potter character is Hermione Granger.

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Candy Greengrass


Wife: Winona
Spawn: Sayre Blaise
Arafelle is my Foil.
Cuddly Cousin: fuzzbuzz
Pet: Lizzy

The instant I met her, I felt a remarkable sensation. Sheer delight, akin to the electromagnetic waves that I always welcomed the assault of, whenever a complex mathematical equation had finally solved itself on the page sitting in front of me, struck me. I had no words for it. It boggled my senses, and escaped the confines of my mind. There were none like her, and it had became immediately clear to me, that there would never be another, who could possess such perfection, all in one body. The shameless courting hence begun, as I vied for her affections, refusing to even consider the possibility that she wasn't as taken with me as I was with her. 'Twas just as well, for I'd somehow managed to tease numerous, grudging smiles out of her, before finally, she accepted the largest, shiniest ring I could afford, after emptying out my Gringotts vault. That is the luckiest day of my life, to date.

Countess Winona says, “ “Candy is my name, but there’s nothing sweet about me.” Cause you’re a salty little $!#@%. ”

Nicknames: Cano, CanYoda, CanCan, Canyon, Miss Hunt, Canoe, Cano-Pants, Cannon, CanoSoup.

Talula is the best thing that ever happened to me. Full Sirius.
Wolfstein is my favourite fail ever. c:
Dia is the most terrifying ex-wife ever - had she not reminded me, I would've had no recollection of the horror that was the hour-long marriage.
PrettyRose is the woman that I've always had a secret crush on.


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