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Jedi Scum cptmcfluffy is a 27 year old (DOB: November 5, 1990) pure-blood wizard. He wields a 14½" Yew, Dragon Heartstring wand, and is a member of Ravenclaw. His favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and his favorite Harry Potter character is The Weasley twins.

About Me
I want to be the very best
Best there ever is
The quickest draw
The toughest %$!#@%$!#@%$ in these lands
I want to be the very best
Best there ever is
The quickest draw
The toughest %$!#@%$!#@%$ in these... lands

Going around every day as I shoot away
Taking 'em on down to their knees to pray
Make my way up to the top, as I knew I would
Being a gunslinger is a glory and !#@%$!#, $!#@%$! it's good

I want to be the very best
Best there ever is
The quickest draw
The toughest !#@%$!#@%$!# in these lands
I want to be the very best
Best there ever is
The quickest draw
The toughest !#@%$!#@%$!# in these... lands

Well I got my wish, I was the best
The only problem is
I'm laying on the cold cement
With a bullet... in my head
In my head
In my head
Now I'm dead