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DahliaHawthorne aka Dahlia Hawthorne (She/Her) is a 34 year old (DOB: January 26, 1990) half-blood witch living in East Scotland. She wields a 14¼" Pine, Dragon Heartstring wand, and a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat. Her favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and her favorite Harry Potter character is Dolores Umbridge (megalomania FTW).

About Me
I resent how I have to keep this clean...oh well, I'm Dahlia - yes, name ripped from a Muggle game - and despite my disbelief, I am (according to Pottermore and most other Sortings) a Slytherin. Not that I'm unhappy to be here, you understand. I just always figured I was a Ravenclaw. Never mind. Half-blood, aptitude for Charms and Ancient Runes, wish to discover more horrifying curses than the Unfo...oh. Slytherin after all! I love Firewhisky and Rammstein, I hate Every-Flavour Beans and David Cameron (UK Prime Minister).

NOTE : My wand is actually an acacia wand (Pottermore) but this site doesn't give me that option so I've picked pine as a vague tribute to Scots pine as an even more vague tribute to my home country.