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DalekJman is a half-blood wizard. He wields a 13" Elm, Hippogriff Talon wand, and is a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat. His favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and his favorite Harry Potter character is Ron Weasly.

About Me
Am I sarcastic? Yes.
Might I be annoying? But of course.
Am I swaglicious? Heck yeah!!

Best bud to: SherlockHolmes
Also close friends with: Kate, ClarisseShields, Red, AmeliaPond, and firekingboss
Aunt to: Everyone! Literally, everyone. Yes, even you, unfortunately.
Married to: ClarisseShields! Yay!

Is this the part where I write something about my history, and how sad and terrible it is?
Yeah, no thanks. I'd much rather talk about something nice, like pie. Don't you like pie? Mmm... Peach pie. Of course, you can also talk about my backstory, but be forewarned, that's a far less interesting and complex subject:

The sad truth is; I was born with only two sincere bones in my body. :P And so, at the ripe old age of seven, I disowned my family (they didn't disown me) and decided to live on the streets of St. Ottery Catchpole, which is still my preferred place of occupancy. There, happy now? You've got your sappy backstory (although I suppose, it is still very happy...)

Well, still need another reason to like me? Root for the minority! I'm a color-blind lefty. Who is super awesome. And talented. And obviously very humble.