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DaveStrider is a wizard. He is a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat.

About Me
Your name is DAVE.

It is an $UNSEASONABLY WARM April day. Your DORM WINDOW is open to let some air in, and your FAN is cranked. Arguably even more cranked would be your FLY BEATS, which brings us to your variety of INTERESTS. A cool dude like you is sure to have plenty.

You have a penchant for spinning out
UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR. You like to rave about BANDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU. You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS. You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM. You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES WHEN YOU ARE NOT ATTENDING SCHOOL. And if the inspiration strikes, you won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a !#@% and REPRESENT. You are also a TIME TRAVELLING WIZARD COP OF JUSTICE. Your partner in law is TEREZI PYROPE.

What will you do?