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dirtycaveman is a part-giant wizard. He wields a 12¾" Yew, Hippogriff Talon wand, and is a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat. His favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone and his .

About Me
If eat an apple, you have achieved enlightenment in this world and the next, but not the third one because they hate apples there.