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GLOW IN THE DARK GAZELLE aka Rose is a 24 year old (DOB: February 23, 1993) pure-blood witch living in your dreams.. She wields a 11½" Rowan, Unicorn Hair wand, and is a member of Hufflepuff. Her favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and her favorite Harry Potter character is Grawp.

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What the squid did you just squidding say about me, you little octoling? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hero Agents, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Octarian bases, and I have over 666 confirmed splats. I am trained in ninja squid warfare and I'm the top charge-shot in the entire Inkopolis armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another inky target. I will splat you the squid out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my squidding words. You think you can get away with saying that shrimp to me over the Internet? Think again, octoling. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spy Agents across Inkopolis and your inkdentifier is being ink railed right now so you better prepare for the inkstrike, Squee-G. The inkstrike that wipes out the pathetic little squirt you call your ink. You're squidding splatted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can splat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare tentacles. Not only am I extensively trained in tentacle combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ammo Knights and I will use it to its full level 20 extent to splat your miserable ink off the face of the continent, you little squid. If only you could have known what unzap-fishy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your squidding tentacles. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you squidding octoling. I will shrimp Bomb Rush fury all over you and you will splat in it. You're squidding dead, shrimp.

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