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JakobAlchemius aka Jake, Jakey, Freak, The Alchemist, Jakius is a half-blood wizard. He wields a 10¾" Hawthorn, Dragon Heartstring wand, and is a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat.

About Me
AIM:
To accidentally and prematurely test vaccine consisting of combined magic and chemistry, supposedly for preventing all sickness.

EQUIPMENT:
- 1 hungry child aged 7
- 5 capsules with candy-like appearance each containing different samples of vaccine. (To be sent for testing in research laboratory.)
- 2 negligent and absentminded parents; one witch, one chemical scientist

METHOD:
1. Accidentally leave capsules in paper bag lying unattended upon kitchen bench in reach of hungry child.
2. Accidentally leave hungry child unattended at kitchen bench while answering telephone.
3. Take extra time to discuss daily gossip, extending child's unsupervised time from 5 min, to 25 min.

OBSERVATIONS:
- Child appears overcome with drowsiness, falling asleep in bed instead of the requested "... go upstairs and take your bath."
- Suspiciously familiar paper bag lies crumpled upon bedroom floor, half hidden by school bag.
- Child refuses to awaken immediately when called, shook, or doused in cold water but wakens one hour later with zero recollection of past 2 hours. No further thought given to vaccine samples.

RESULTS:
Day 2. Child slowly transitions to heterochromous eyes, right remaining normal shade of peridot green while left mutates into representation of a tiger's eye gemstone.
Day 3. Child claims "... everything smells so strong and different..."
Day 4. "... I see people all surrounded by colour..."
Day 30. Child catches the flu.
Day 84. Child displays characteristics of eidetic memory, showing off during Christmas lunch, memorising the restaurant menu within minutes.
+ others still unconfirmed.

CONCLUSION:
Vaccine unsuccessful; Child still caught influenza strain.


Day 364. Catastrophic explosion in basement laboratory; clashing of experiments involving highly flammable gaseous elements and Fiendfyre. Parents assumed cremated on site.