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TrixyLicksItOff JessieRight aka Kietscake is a 26 year old (DOB: February 1, 1991) half-blood witch living in in a country that knows no shame.. She wields a 11¼" Tulipwood, Thestral Hair wand, and is a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat. Her favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and her favorite Harry Potter character is Fred Weasley.

About Me
Jessie is a Filthy Dutch Tart that got adopted by the most charming and harmless old man: Loklear. Nikeia insisted that Jessie would be her daughter, Jessie gave in; who else was going to lick her fork? Now Jessie is part of the Smith family, a happy family full of sane people who are kind and loving towards everyone.. Only not really. She is married to Haji, the man she loves like a fat kid loves cake.

Jessie loves to torture random people on occasions, most of the time with her butter knife. But she can be nice, on rare occasions. She enjoys being vicious waaay too much to be kind.

She absolutely adores her family. Especially
Amber, who bushes her buttons like no other. And Pixie, her most loved demon child. Nikeia is one of her favorites too, she has the best steak imaginable. There are more, but Jessie is also very lazy and will not bother to name them, they are aware of her love for them.

Her Animagus form is:
Amber's beaver, because Jessie is awesome like that. Her Patronus is Lok's wiggle, because that will scare every single foe to death.

'Nuff said, now give
Jessie something to nom on.

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#@%$ will get real once cupcakes will be @%$!, unicorns will be abused and rainbows will be puked.

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P.S.
Jessie is a woman, for %$!ks sake. What is it with people thinking that she's a man? T_T