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PoroKing Juan is a part-giant wizard living in the bottom of an empty bottle as a drunk. He wields a 10¾" Elder, Chimaera Scale wand, and is a member of Hufflepuff.

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King of Hogsmeade

Duchess: Hanchy
Secretary: Aurora
Village Baker: Artemis Moon

Your momma so fat she brought syrup to a quidditch match because she heard there'd be QUAFFLES.

"HUF> !Senescent WitchyWoman appreciates Juan~"
Skype: Juan.Hogwartslive

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