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Kaleb aka Kaleb Wayne Carson (He/Him) is a 20 year old (DOB: March 13, 2004) muggle-born wizard. He wields a 13¼" Chestnut, Hippogriff Talon wand, and a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat.

About Me
What can I say...
I was born a normy and turns out, I'm not.
My ma and da didn't know what to do with me when we found out.
Magic, not street magic, no, real magic.

First thing I did was fix the damn leak in the roof. Turns out magic comes with policing.
Got a letter for underage magic. Ignored it.
Ma needed a a fix here and there. Another letter. Ignored it.

I was using a twig as a wand, who'da thunk it would actually work. Got a laugh when the big guys came in after bringing my little sisters teddy bear to life. Snapped my wand in half.
Worth it.

Now I'm here, at Hogwarts, a born eagle. All the other kids around me are smart, like wicked smart. Guess I am too.

I like loud music, ma's cookin, and being a smart @%$ (as da would put it)

My girl back home thinks I'm at some fancy boarding school, not a lie but not the truth.
Not expecting her to wait for me, hopefully she doesn't move on to some loser.

Antonella's pet dog