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Laovaan aka Laorah Vaan (He/Him) is a 27 year old (DOB: December 21, 1996) half-blood wizard living in In his evil nest full of mini-webs & candy.. He wields a 11½" Pine, Dragon Heartstring wand, and a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat. His favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and his favorite Harry Potter character is Daddy Deadpool! Because Chimi-#@%king-changas!.

About Me
Adopted Mother-Thing: PolyJuice (That one potion that kinda weirds you out at first, and then you think, this stuff would probably taste good with Firewhiskey added in somewhere.)
Adopted Father-Thing: Unlucky Red ( He might be that one guy from Captain America who gets on everyone's nerves. ;3)
Crazy Aunt-Thing: Arabella (The weird woman everyone needs in there lives because she serves the alcoholz.)
Hair: Brownish-Red and up in a Faux Hawk
Eyes: Blue Stars dipped in Supernovas
Skin: Light tan, almost just plain pale
Favorite Colors: Blue and Pine woods Green.
Sexuality: Pansexual