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Goddess Lauren is a pure-blood witch living in Hogsmeade. She wields a 15" Ash, Demiguise Hair wand, and is a member of Slytherin.

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Exclusive reviews of Lauren written by Rita Skeeter, Daily Prophet.

"Lauren? What can I say about Lauren? Probably the clumsiest, Peeves keeps stealing her wand every other day!" -- Olivander.
"My daughter...such a silly fool. We love her though." - Dad aka Augustus
"An idiot." - Draco Malfoy.
"The most undateable." - Her ex.
"A student who often hung around with AletaBlack, BellatrixMarie, Soul and still managed to pass her NEWTS." -- Professor McGonagall.
"...Often never saw her homework." -- Professor Snape

Parents: SilverRose & Augustus.

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