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God Lex is a wizard living in The Centre City Plaza. He is a member of Gryffindor.

About Me
After a virus wiped out all of the adult population of my home country, a group of us kids somehow found ourselves hiding out in the local mall. We claimed it for our home and became our own tribe, the Mallrats, while the other tribes of the city (mainly The Locos and the Demon Dogs) vied for control of the city. That was just the beginning, however. After those crazies were overthrown, in came the Chosen - a right group of nutjobs who praised the dead leader of the Locos, Zoot, as some sort of god. Guess what happened? We overthrew them, too. Next came the Technos, led by a nasty piece of work - Ram. After disposing of Ram in a rather *ahem* interesting way, his subordinate - Mega - took over the Technos and made them worse than before, unleashing the virus (mark 2) that would have killed us all... but my fellow Mallrats and I made it on to a boat in time to escape the city. We've lost so many companions on the way - myself, especially.

Anyways, we were on the boat, right? Out of nowhere, we find this ship and climb aboard it... eventually, (since really none of us have any experience with this sort of thing) it wrecks. Great. I'd pretty much had enough of dealing with these people and their incompetencies, so I struck out on my own - made it here, found out there was a bit more to ol' Lexy-boy than meets the eye, and well, here I am - with only one thing on my mind.

I think Capt. Malcolm Reynolds (of Firefly) stated my goal the best: "I aim to misbehave."

Now, who's first? >;)