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mistressmoney aka kristian d (She/Her) is a 27 year old (DOB: October 22, 1996) half-blood witch living in hogwarts. She wields a 10½" Redwood, Unicorn Hair wand, and a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat. Her favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and her favorite Harry Potter character is hermoine granger (yay).

About Me
hello there people who are reading this. i started liking harry potter in the 5th grade and thanks to the help of my 2 bffs, i loved it (until now) but i still like to keep in touch with the magical world so thats why i joined this website. i used to have a uge obsession with the guy who plays harry potter, daniel radcliffe, but now i hat him!! HE IS A FILTHY SMOKER WHO IS NO LONGER ABSTINANT (that means that he had #@% before he was married and that is a huge offense to me) HE STARTED SMOKING WHEN HE WAS ONLY 16 BECAUSE OF THIS OTHER MOVIE CALLED DECEMBER BOYS THAT CAME OUT IN 2007. AND HE HAD %$! WHEN HE WAS 16 TO WITH THE HAIR AND MAKE-UP LADY FROM HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE! but he can live his drug addicted life and i can live my DRUG FREE life (which is much better). but no worries. i have a new obsession who is DRUG FREE. its the 10,000x buffer and hotter taylor lautner (thats right, im team jacob) and that means taylor swift better watch her blond back before......... something happens. HA HA AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA AHA HA AAH AHA A HA AHBAAH AHAHA HAHAHAAH A AAHA A AHAH AHHA HA HA HA AHA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. I LOVE MILK CHOCOLATE!!