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Totally Not Salazar aka Nyarlathotep is a 118 year old (DOB: January 11, 1900) pure-blood wizard living in Your unconscious. He wields a 16" Cedar, Phoenix Feather wand, and is a member of Slytherin. His favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and his favorite Harry Potter character is Gandalf.

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I think I've seen it all
I think I am ready for afterlife
I think that you wizards be talking 'bout #@%$ that you don't even know what you talking 'bout
$!#k is you talking 'bout
I think I've seen it all
I think I've seen it all
I think I've seen it all

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