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God StanleyPines aka Stan is a 31 year old (DOB: November 18, 1985) muggle-born wizard living in the middle of bum$!#@ nowhere Gravity Falls Oregon. He wields a 16" Pine, Ashwinder Ash wand, and is a member of Gryffindor. His his favorite Harry Potter character is himself.

About Me
"When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price!"
One hunk of a Silver Fox.
That's it - that's all you need to know. Nosey son of a !#@%$.