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ConArtist TheDarkKnight aka Dwight Schrute (He/Him) is a half-blood wizard living in a 60 acre beet farm. He wields a 11" Yew, Phoenix Feather wand, and a member of Gryffindor. His his favorite Harry Potter character is Peeves the Poltergeist.

About Me

It isn't a thirst trap, I just look like that.



"Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me."
"Say 'please'. "
"Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?"
"Shan't say nothing if you don't say please," said Peeves in his annoying singsong voice.
"All right- PLEASE."
"NOTHING! Ha haaa! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please! Ha ha! Haaaaaa!" And they heard the sound of Peeves whooshing away and Filch cursing in rage.


bragfest
God : 24/06/2015
Supreme God : 04/07/2015
Ultimate God : 31/10/2016
kthxbai.